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How do you wild?
IN A RV
Roughing it in an RV is like camping with Wi-Fi and a mattress that’s almost comfortable—if you ignore the fact that it jiggles like Jell-O every time your partner rolls over. You cook over a tiny stove, shower in a phone booth, and dump your own sewage like a glamorous raccoon with a plumbing degree. It’s nature… but with cupholders and satellite TV. Who needs wilderness survival skills when you’ve got a backup camera and a microwave that runs off solar?
IN A TENT
Camping in a tent is the art of paying money to live like you’re homeless for the weekend. Nothing says “vacation” like sleeping on the cold, uneven ground wrapped in a nylon burrito, praying it doesn’t rain—or worse, that it does rain and you get to enjoy the soothing sound of water slowly soaking your socks. Cooking over a fire? Romantic, until you realize it takes three hours to make a hot dog and your only spice is “smoke.” But hey, at least the mosquitos get an all-you-can-eat buffet.
HIKING AROUND
Hiking is the noble pursuit of walking uphill for hours just to take a blurry photo, eat a squished granola bar, and pretend you’re having fun while your legs scream in betrayal. It’s basically sweating in nature while carrying a backpack full of things you’ll never use—except the snacks, which mysteriously disappear two miles in. And nothing beats that moment when you finally reach the summit and realize… you now have to walk all the way back down. For fun.